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How to Annoy Someone – Males Only

story of my life

 Why I hate urinals

True story. Amen

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profechanel:

bitch you aint Mary Poppins’ ! lmfao .

LOOOL, the people in this world ahhaa

OMFG AHAHAS! LOL @ the comment, ‘Bitch you aint Mary Poppins!’  :L

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Haha Tobias!

The healthiest meal of the day! Do something good for yourself!

A human-looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg is sent from the future to destroy the Miami heat.

Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.

Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those “Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law” labels they put on mattresses?

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